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"I put my life savings into $PUMP and now I live in a cardboard box. But the box has a great view of the moon! 10/10 would get rekt again."
- Chad Thundercock, Former Billionaire"My wife left me, but who needs a wife when you have $PUMP? These diamond hands won't hold themselves!"
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